Norwolk Hits Rehab Hockey

The Rehab Hockey medical personnel is trying to discern how Young, Akre, and Bloom contracted the Norwolk virus from a donkey. Rumors abound but no official statement will be made until reports are confirmed. In their absence the team skated to a tie with Evolution Metals thanks to Facca's resurrection of the "knuckle puck" with 1.7 seconds remaining. The second game of the home and home is Saturday, February 3 at 10:00 p.m. at Agriplace West. With it being a later game there should be a smaller proportion of the team hungover, but who knows!

Rehab Hockey Outlasts The Puck Hogz

Rehab Hockey was victorious Sunday night in a 8-6 game. The return of Corey Young from the minors sparked the team as he had 2 goals. The defence managed to hang in despite losing Kelvin to a pulled love muscle in the second period. Next action is Sunday, January 28 at 6:45 p.m. against Evolution Metals at the Jemini. Bring a date, bring a friend, bring a donkey, just show up!

Rumours Abound

Rehab Hockey did not have their 'A' game last night but they managed to hang on and beat The Condors 4-2. Next action is Sunday, January 21 at 8:45 p.m. against Puck Hogz at Jemini Red.
In related news, the recent absence of Corey Young has sparked trade rumours as the deadline approaches. The rumours gained momentum recently when it was discovered that the team is getting short on pucks and the water bottles were frozen. Stay tuned for updates ...

Rehab Hockey Loses A Rough one

The absence of Chris Facca was extrememly noticeable as Rehab Hockey fell 6-2 to Blades of Steel. It was a rough game which saw a 5 min major for body checking (great hit George!) and a gross misconduct for abuse of an official.
Next game is Tuesday, January 16 at 9:15 p.m. The game is against the Condors and will be played at Agriplace East. Game time roster yet to be announced.

12-0...'Nuff said

Next Game Thursday, January 11 at 9:30 p.m. against Blades of Steel at the Jemini. Come one, come all!!