Norwolk Hits Rehab Hockey

The Rehab Hockey medical personnel is trying to discern how Young, Akre, and Bloom contracted the Norwolk virus from a donkey. Rumors abound but no official statement will be made until reports are confirmed. In their absence the team skated to a tie with Evolution Metals thanks to Facca's resurrection of the "knuckle puck" with 1.7 seconds remaining. The second game of the home and home is Saturday, February 3 at 10:00 p.m. at Agriplace West. With it being a later game there should be a smaller proportion of the team hungover, but who knows!